WISECRACKS

Difficulty: HardGrid: 21x21138 clues~30-60 minBy Alan Arbesfeld5/20/2012

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Crossword Clues

Across

1 Across
Course preparer (4 letters)
5 Across
Close shave (6 letters)
11 Across
John Lennon song that ends "I love you, yeah, yeah, now and forever" (5 letters)
16 Across
Deck (out) (3 letters)
19 Across
Tops (4 letters)
20 Across
Like some church matters (6 letters)
21 Across
Monster slain by Hercules (5 letters)
22 Across
Lead-in to meter (3 letters)
23 Across
Chocolat, say? (17 letters)
26 Across
Shorten, with "off" (3 letters)
27 Across
In the limelight (7 letters)
28 Across
HBO competitor (5 letters)
29 Across
Emphatic denial (7 letters)
31 Across
Home to the Minutemen, informally (5 letters)
33 Across
When repeated, an old New Orleans tune (3 letters)
35 Across
Word repeated four times in the last line of Shakespeare's "All the world's a stage" speech (4 letters)
36 Across
Polyester fabric (6 letters)
39 Across
Macho drag queen? (14 letters)
46 Across
Shield border (4 letters)
47 Across
Make, as a copy of a CD (4 letters)
48 Across
Stop on a line (5 letters)
49 Across
Dockworkers' org. (3 letters)
50 Across
Like literary classics? (11 letters)
54 Across
Call to the bar? (8 letters)
56 Across
Weirdo (3 letters)
57 Across
Earth goddess (4 letters)
58 Across
Bobby who sang "Take Good Care of My Baby" (3 letters)
60 Across
Hall-of-Fame pitcher Joss (5 letters)
61 Across
Unsurprisingly (7 letters)
63 Across
Skinny? (6 letters)
65 Across
Discreet signal (3 letters)
68 Across
Like a centaur? (10 letters)
70 Across
"Don't let that youngster get off without paying!"? (10 letters)
75 Across
Rural setting (3 letters)
76 Across
Had way too much of (6 letters)
78 Across
Words from a con man (7 letters)
79 Across
Given a number, maybe (5 letters)
83 Across
Flushed (3 letters)
84 Across
Baseball's strikeout king (4 letters)
85 Across
Go (for) (3 letters)
86 Across
Unbiased account? (8 letters)
89 Across
Announcement made by a transplant surgeon, perhaps? (11 letters)
92 Across
British isle (3 letters)
93 Across
Allan-___ (figure in the Robin Hood legend) (5 letters)
95 Across
Omelette ingredient (4 letters)
96 Across
Middling grades (4 letters)
97 Across
Stigmatize a "great" king? (14 letters)
100 Across
Hankering (6 letters)
102 Across
Salon selection (4 letters)
103 Across
Twin killings, on a diamond: Abbr. (3 letters)
104 Across
Went off course (5 letters)
106 Across
Part of the inn crowd? (7 letters)
110 Across
Access requirement, maybe (5 letters)
114 Across
Old-fashioned ingredient (7 letters)
118 Across
Big collection agcy. (3 letters)
119 Across
Two reasons to avoid a dog kennel? (17 letters)
122 Across
Apt name for a 1-Across? (3 letters)
123 Across
Unenthusiastic (5 letters)
124 Across
Maximum (6 letters)
125 Across
Bar mixer (4 letters)
126 Across
Rx amt. (3 letters)
127 Across
Wonderland message (5 letters)
128 Across
"Are you kidding me?" (6 letters)
129 Across
Ocho minus cinco (4 letters)

Down

1 Down
Roman censor (4 letters)
2 Down
Game ender, at times (4 letters)
3 Down
Chemical endings (4 letters)
4 Down
Given prominence (8 letters)
5 Down
"A diamond is forever," e.g. (6 letters)
6 Down
Saint-Germain-des-Prés sights (5 letters)
7 Down
Ohio or Colorado: Abbr. (3 letters)
8 Down
Some tennis winners (4 letters)
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Head line? (4 letters)
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Lanchester on the screen (4 letters)
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Little genius (7 letters)
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Olive ___ (3 letters)
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Mid 16th-century year (4 letters)
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God with a shield (4 letters)
15 Down
Launch party? (4 letters)
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Was duplicitous (8 letters)
17 Down
Former co-host of "The View" (8 letters)
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Lose it (8 letters)
24 Down
___-shanter (4 letters)
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Of no interest (4 letters)
30 Down
See 32-Down: Abbr. (3 letters)
32 Down
Native of 30-Down (5 letters)
34 Down
It's solid yellow (7 letters)
36 Down
Take a peke? (6 letters)
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Excitement (7 letters)
38 Down
Debate ender (7 letters)
40 Down
Do more than threaten, say (3 letters)
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Pilgrim (8 letters)
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Anesthetized (5 letters)
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Tore (4 letters)
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Like some dorms (4 letters)
45 Down
Title town of a Longfellow poem (4 letters)
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Chihuahua drink (4 letters)
52 Down
Tandoor-baked bread (4 letters)
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Where heroes are made (4 letters)
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Elaine of "Seinfeld" (5 letters)
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Represented (8 letters)
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Outlaw Belle who is said to have harbored Jesse James (5 letters)
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Many a Little League coach (3 letters)
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River to the Rhône (3 letters)
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When many German steins are lifted (7 letters)
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They get bigger when you smile (7 letters)
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Hit the runway (7 letters)
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Astronomical distance: Abbr. (4 letters)
72 Down
Refrain syllables (4 letters)
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Easter activity (4 letters)
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Abhor (6 letters)
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Actor Alain (5 letters)
80 Down
Barely (4 letters)
81 Down
"I did it!" (4 letters)
82 Down
It's grounded every Saturday (4 letters)
84 Down
Prepare, as some Mexican-style beans (5 letters)
86 Down
Aesop, notably (8 letters)
87 Down
Places for gates (8 letters)
88 Down
"That makes sense" (8 letters)
90 Down
Saturn S.U.V. (3 letters)
91 Down
Conclusive trial (8 letters)
94 Down
Lose it (7 letters)
98 Down
Holiday quaff (3 letters)
99 Down
Not worth ___ (4 letters)
100 Down
Singer of the 1958 #1 hit "It's Only Make Believe" (6 letters)
101 Down
The first "H" in Hanukkah (4 letters)
105 Down
Former TV judge (5 letters)
107 Down
Suffix with cigar (4 letters)
108 Down
Cousin of an ostrich (4 letters)
109 Down
Back-to-sch. time (4 letters)
111 Down
Growl (4 letters)
112 Down
Sitting on one's hands (4 letters)
113 Down
Simba's mate (4 letters)
115 Down
___ effort (4 letters)
116 Down
Tactless (4 letters)
117 Down
Mmes., over the border (4 letters)
120 Down
Actor Alastair (3 letters)
121 Down
Cambodia's Lon ___ (3 letters)

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